The stacked and buffeted Kim K celebrated her 27th birthday in Las Vegas this weekend, just like any self-respecting young woman would -- by getting on a table and shaking her fantabulous ass off! Kardashian let loose at Jet Nightclub at the Mirage on Friday night, where according to a press release, celebrated "another year of socialite existence." It's a tough life.
81. She's a mudshark. There's nothing interesting about her.
Posted at 1:09AM on Oct 30th 2007 by Hotdog on a stick
82. Oh my god, she's 27? I thought she was like, 21 or something. She doesn't act like a 27 year old should act, she acts like a child. this is a big waste of time.
84. 1) She's a skank slut. She has done nothing, she had contributed nothing, she has accomplished nothing. Her only talents are on her knees or on her back with her legs spread.
2) She's had over 6 plastic surgery operations, including ass & tit implants; she's an armenian wookie who's been changed to look unlike her family.
3) Her "mom-ager" is a pimp, whoring out her no talent daughter. She makes that whore dina lohan look like an angel in comparison.
4) Her father in law, Bruce Jenner, must be the most limp wristed father on earth. He allows his strong willed wife to dominate him, and passively sits by as his daughter in law sluts her way around town, does sex tapes, poses for playboy & generally makes a total ass of herself.
5) He also should be BITCH SLAPPED for allowing a stripper pole in his house and for allowing his daughters to use it. His domineering pimp wife must be leading him around by his crotch; no self respecting man would happily expose his daughters to this BS, or allow them to teach each other to be sluts & whores. If my daughters showed 1/2 the "f-u" attitude these wookies show weekly on their idiotic suck ass show, it'd be time for an intervention.
Let's hope this mudskank drives her car into a freeway divider, taking herself & her family with her. Better yet, let's hope she picks up Slut-ney, Blow-han & pair-ASS before she does it...
Posted at 1:56AM on Oct 30th 2007 by Lard-assian sucks
85. She's freakin ugly. Her ass huge! Why does the media give 2 craps what she does, casue she's rich off daddy's money? Paris is awesome, but KK is Boring!!!
She's got a belly - I bet she has to suck it in all the time.. Looks like if she sneezed or farted, the dress would burst. She probably has to go without food for two or three days before she goes out in public in her tight dresses.
TMZ - give us some good celeb news - KA$$ is a waste of web space.
88. I don't care what anybody says, this girl is SEXY! This is a girl you could either get nice and cozy with or you could get down and dirty with. She is just WOW!